Answering "How are you?"
Ever feel like you can’t honestly answer the question “how are you?”? Try taking one of these bad boys for a spin:
My brain’s feeling pretty:
•Uncooperative
•Pugnacious
•Moody
•Rebellious
•Grumpy
•Belligerent
•Spiteful
I feel like a:
•Vampire
•Rabid dog (frothing at the mouth, etc.)
•Blind mole (aren’t all moles blind and afraid of light?)
•Warewolf in the midst of a bone breaking transformation
I feel as if:
•There’s a rave going on in my head – but I’m the grumpy old neighbor who doesn’t “understand what kids these days listen to” and wants to call the cops
•I got drugged and woke up on an alien planet where the sun is brighter than it had been on earth
•I got dropped into a hole at a construction site without a hard hat or ear plugs
•I were a baby crying and screaming for food, unable to use words to express what I really want, and waiting desperately for parents who never come
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